The History of Da Tasteebros

Once upon a time there lived two trumpet players named Scott and Donny. They were cool, quiescent, unassertive people that represented indifference in life. Their only quest was to play da dubba C. Each and every day was filled with practicing da dubba C. At first, their attempts to play better than everyone failed. Those who heard da Tasteebros laughed their asses off. Not only could they not play their way out of a wet paper bag, they looked funny. Scott had big feet and Donny played on a Bundy.

But after years and years of not practicing, there came about a recrudescence. They figured out how to play da dubba C by applying simple logic, pluralism, structuralism and utilizing fundamental, perspectival mentality. The Tasteebros yelled exultingly!! You see, the Tasteebros aren't stupid. They are not defeatists. Contrary to popular belief, they do their work with their minds. Because of their susceptivity, they learn quite a bit from their surroundings. They know that you can practice wrong all day and never get anywhere.

They have done extensive studying on a myriad of subjects pertaining to the production of sound through biology, psychology and physics. Thanks to biophysics, applied physics with calculus, anatomy and physiology, sociology, and basic medieval and renaissance reasoning, the Tasteebros have developed a fool-proof methodology pertaining to the art of trumpet playing.

Thanks to their subjugating attitudes, the Tasteebros have become not only the best trumpet players in the world, they are also the smartest people ever born. They often speak banteringly, but they have the credentials and the clout to back what they say. The Tasteebros are very resilient and much of what is said to them is disremembered. They, more often than not, disburden themselves of any negative, disesteeming remarks. In fact, when people speak negatively about them, these people are often driven to recantation and apology.  

Although the Tasteebros have developed a very unique system of playing and posses the ability to teach anyone how to play, they refuse to do so. It is easy to see the tangiblenessess found in the words of the Tasteebros. It is knowing what to do with what we say that is important. These words are not filled with vexatiousness. They have been thought about and tried successfullytime and time again. Their concepts, beliefs, and theories have been foreshortened for understanding. But, they are not available. If everyone played like the Tasteebros, the world would be a boring place. Because of the transitory nature of aural pleasure(and life, for that matter), The Tasteebros feel that it is important to enjoy the little time we have on Earth. So, order their cd before you die.